paul who is a ghost i wish i'd died when living was interesting rob is okay with it i'll travel when i'm dead wish i wished i wished you were here paul who is a ghost who is in paris huge slam on oklahoma out of nowhere there are both boring places and boring people inaccurate parisian skyline alert the travel-weary ghost pokes an enthusiastic man paul who is a ghost who is on a plane a promise no terrorist can make the crab zoo has some crabs in it it is that time leg room: earned paul who is a ghost who can't get his job back i had a drawer like that he is. in my version of dilbert there is a lot more crying tear free trust fund baby formula paul who is a ghost who trains for a moment gary wonders if death is communicable are you certain that you are certain gary gets to know paul the comic that dares to stare try it for yourself one cannot argue with an eyewitness account what you're welcome i hate that fucking bike let us party, you and i it was that guy they are not talking about the renaissance this is his deal graduate arts and crafts she has apologized on behalf of the moth write what you know gary fears he may hurt someone with his vomit to be fair to god, it was a dumb question someone does not like dale how to explain the puddle he does not dare to eat a peach what else can be done with this degree dang no so it goes gary was not there for him the theological linguistics of post-industrial economic demographic analysis in contemporary literature please please please brought to you by internet puppies dot com we cannot afford to exceed our plan here it is is it hot enough to scald a jerk yet i am allergic to having a good time it is too late hey everybody big news i don't care if i turn out not-awful, you do not get to take credit i cannot believe it this bird reads the bible cancelled because it is boring and the birds might be gay finally a comic i can show to my parents pre-emptive bothering strike so was i he is not really trying clap clap clap clap we all die for a living crunch crunch a place to hang your head no thanks, rude celebrities shutup shutup shutup stay in school, children, what else are you gonna do stupid thing good television oh thank you well okay how to get your way mr. rogers how sad should i be before i need medicine for it ka-yewt what makes you feel better blah blah blah homeless men are generally reliable stabbers children enjoy being lied to may the new year bring slightly less wailing in the streets exhaustion is free and legal it is that time already a jobless thank guest comic: kc green has buried strangers beneath the cold, worn earth guest comic: aaron diaz will never love again guest comic: ryan north falls down a great deal because of his inner ear problem guest comic: joey comeau cried in the bathroom and went back to work guest comic: josh lesnick died in the street guest comic: kate beaton was kind of a dick to that kitten guest comic: joseph bergin the third hits a man with his car and does not apologize guest comic: john campbell what guest comic: ryan estrada, he's okay yep what an honor some men need no words a child tells me this every day a dead man smashes his computer in the street drawn on a cintiq in the future we will drive cars with wheels to bars that serve us alcohol the nearest person is to blame pat pat pat good riddance loan people never call just to talk how embarrassing the train meets up with your friends and criticizes your behavior there there there there there it's got a beat your chest can seize up to and then you all got sticks up your asses she has eaten a man's weight in candy john do you have strange beliefs about barfing perhaps you do not like your grandfather later you will regret putting trash in your ears i would like a fake head to put over my real head be open to the possibility that you are a bad person it would not be difficult thanks, subconscious a tree as racist as a grandpa oscar finds cats unsettling poor dfw :c try to overbudget for bad decisions, it is impossible gary learned not to mention an ex-husband, he has a scar like a puppet hooray you know it is true one day you'll regret your tattoo a pressing question everybody's got a talent grandma will mention your ethnicity regardless the target demographic appreciates the wayne's world reference bus drivers have this same problem don't be mad feeding of the 5,000 hot lunches strong's number 4715 (greek), let's hear it for bible college eat stick, clouds children are forgetful if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life, maybe well i'll be a payday loan means everyday is payday what adorable discouragement quit yr showboatin' we gonna be in so much trouble a dead fig tree what a miracle can you say it fifty times so i can not use it in the final edit we are done here it is hard to get married while you are coughing the lesson for ugly children is that maybe you are a different species? let us be perfectly clear pictures for reasonable children john campbell that is chemically inaccurate impossibly tragic grandma poor people have got sore junk this has been a deprecating public service announcement what of it he knows will he go through with his threats the mystery of the exotic produce baby's got a man's voice a late wilter tiny kitten beers stone cold cat pretty mad at a dead guy pervert it had better be over easy somebody's gonna die alone here is how calls every few minutes it is important to know exactly something ogres do your problem is you have got no problems oh no the terrifying visage of a man grumpy dudes have got their place marketing support your local ghost thanks government! that is just the way this i promise last words go on tombstones from the artist experience line of stationary nope never I am in hopes I shall get better agen to see you I often tell my frindes adorable that lamp threw a lamp at me hector plasm, ghost murderer ryan estrada, today is not your day, it belongs to everyone well what are the odds talking poop as the voice of reason, pretty classy the first panel is a warning guns can't rot, that is a mixed metaphor gary has got some opinions about music on the seashore that's some nice enjambment little guy what have i done well that is not any less creepy love and guts and bones the only person working the phones i guess eww eww tinycide yeah probably i grew tired of the old ways i did not know bob hope was in this many movies never gonna use that faucet it was a good guess son have you considered an extremely dangerous profession wanna meet that ghost dad i ain't need no disease that is the most i can give you drop a forty of horchata on the curb for my taquerias holdin it lame as hell how unironic can't say that no more he gonna do it not how it went oh hell should've killed some people merry christmas i punish myself just fine thank you friends maybe it is all these reasons john is this the great divorce but with swears so i uh guess this one's in spanish an overweight woman in a pantsuit juices an orange with her feet confusion has so far been the only negative repercussion for death some of my best friends are etc guest comic: kc green, i can't trust you with my car if you park it under a falling man guest comic: kate beaton crashed my suicide party guest comic: jeph jacques and i have ruined the same thing guest comic: rene engström what have you done to sweden guest comic: spike how did you know what i am doing (dallas) oh to be a giant guest comic: aaron diaz told me to say 'your move creep' you see the name and you drop the flowers you remind me of my wife baby don't be that way i am too old/dead for this we are all noticing the lack of problems he is helpless local emmy it'll never be a tv star might need more water water it every day he did not forget i think so yes well you are welcome i have seen half an episode of friends throw boring overboard catch a wave of flavor parents just don't understand my face hurts reality a sort of present the best years shout out to rural nicaragua how ya'll doin birthdays forever i got robbed steps to divorce recovery complaint competition money is tight; christmas is cancelled just in case instinctually sedentary catch some plague a good store space war do i make mistakes in my sleep it's a key party seven seconds kinda thought so what a tiny atom i can barely see it can't now you understand time travel it is good to save time great news from the future answer them hello fetus job not sure who would build a machine for this you're not sick you're just a person such thoughtful bones be polite to the creature we would injure our heads you need this job b-b-b-beach funeral a complex surgery AAA the air show i agree no point to having a kid without a photo album to show for it let's just hang up everybody that taught you anything oh boy space exploration oh boy oh boy i love it start w/what you can handle it is impossible to relate with anyone what about cremation shuff shuff destroy all clouds i do not know what to think i do not know how to tie a tie do you feel happy or insane have you heard a dog sigh just how he plays the timpani i do not want to know calm down everyone excited/putrefied he is a bad roommate my new genre is children's erotic fiction dry heaves, planned before the beginning of time do not even be afraid of fear itself what is it like to be a giraffe now go to bed it's hard to be a dad have you expired help me guest comic: tiny kitten teeth play play play guest comic: kc green guest comic: john keogh guest comic: joey comeau the dog pet job take notes waaaaah when we gonna be in style great meeting everyone should we eat things that can get nuanced i get it huh-urf pleasantly surprised oh bark thanks national geographic how the market works a simple pleasure it is tradition get married dramatic shop til you etc baaaaam and you cannot stay there naturally where do problems come from they never do i am not sure what to think about shhhhhh everyone is going to jail tired too bad friend there are problems in our family kitchens just go quickly a strong argument from the defense geeze dad phew pretty brief i like friends who know they are terrible seems happy you deserve a trophy can't wait to be famous i am ready for television have not read my book come here all human conflict oh thank you dear something happened to your grandmother oh bro conspiracy diagnosis motivation slap bass definitely good game good game we are all going down together snow day for you my valentine gigantic pop idiocy it says pictures..of small children?? hostel suburbia thanks sex-a-fix sleep on it i'm feeling folksy ghost party shoot the hostage good music sorry everyone i'm a frog everyone is doing it the mediocre detective the mediocre detective at home you are in big trouble ghost train first class ghost trains you're worrying dog store you can niche in your cave in the mange